Archive for 2015

FAREWELL 2015, HELLO 2016! (December 31, 2015)

THE PROOF IS IN THE PROOF (December 30, 2015)

THE ACT, THE ARTICHOKE, AND THE ANIMAL BURGER (December 29, 2015)

WILL THE MYSTERY GUEST SIGN IN PLEASE? (December 28, 2015)

WHAT CAUSED MY MOTHER TO DRAG ME OUT OF THE SUBTERRANEANS (December 27, 2015)

WITCH DOCTOR MEETS THE PURPLE PEOPLE EATER (December 26, 2015)

I WANT TO WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND THE DO IS DONE (December 25, 2015)

SLICING AND DICING AND CHOPPING AND MINCING – THE DAY OF THE DO (December 24, 2015)

CHRISTMAS DECOR (December 23, 2015)

THE OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS (December 22, 2015)

THE FORCE AND I AWAKEN (December 21, 2015)

JUMPING THE GUN (December 20, 2015)

SONGWRITING (December 19, 2015)

YESTERDAY FELT LIKE TODAY (December 18, 2015)

FEELING THE HOLIDAY SPIRIT (December 17, 2015)

COMMISERATING (December 16, 2015)

THE YEAR IN REVIEW WRAPS UP (December 15, 2015)

THE YEAR IN REVIEW CONTINUES (December 14, 2015)

THE YEAR IN REVIEW 2015 STYLE (December 13, 2015)

THE RECURRING DREAM (December 12, 2015)

AN OKAY DAY IS OKAY (December 11, 2015)

KRITZERLAND AT STERLING’S 63 (December 10, 2015)

HOW I SPENT MY BIRTHDAY (December 9, 2015)

THE BIRTHDAY BOY TURNS A NEW AGE (December 8, 2015)

TAKE FIVE (December 7, 2015)

FIFTEEN OPENING SENTENCES (December 6, 2015)

WHAT A DIFFERENCE A DAY MAKES (December 5, 2015)

THE IRRITATION GAME (December 4, 2015)

BURNT UMBER THURSDAY (December 3, 2015)

THE NOT SO PRIME AMAZON PRIME (December 2, 2015)

A MERRY DECEMBER (December 1, 2015)

MOTHBALLS (November 30, 2015)

PREGNANT WITH TRIPLETS (November 29, 2015)

THE RELAXING DAY OF RELAXATION (November 28, 2015)

POST THANKSGIVING SYNDROME (November 27, 2015)

GIVING THANKS ON THANKSGIVING (November 26, 2015)

THE CURIOUS CASE OF THE ITCHY ANKLES (November 25, 2015)

STRENGTH IN NUMBERS (November 24, 2015)

AT LAST MY ARM IS COMPLETE AGAIN (November 23, 2015)

MR. SANDMAN (November 22, 2015)

DOING THE TIME WARP (November 21, 2015)

SINGING THE LATVIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM IN Cb (November 20, 2015)

ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS TELEVISION (November 19, 2015)

THE MOTOR CAR GETS SOME TLC (November 18, 2015)

NIGHT OF THE LIVING LIVING (November 17, 2015)

HIGH SCHOOL MUSICALS (November 16, 2015)

FROZEN (November 15, 2015)

THE TROUBLE WITH SEQUELS (November 14, 2015)

NO ONE CAN SAY I DIDN’T (November 13, 2015)

THE DOCUMENTARY PHASE (November 12, 2015)

THE FULLNESS FACTOR (November 11, 2015)

NOMINATIONS (November 10, 2015)

HAPPY HAINESHISWAY.COM ANNIVERSARY (November 9, 2015)

MUSICALS ARE HARD (November 8, 2015)

CONFORMING THE CHARTS (November 7, 2015)

AMERICAN CHEESE (November 6, 2015)

THE FLAT-OUT WEIRD DAY (November 5, 2015)

AN APPLE A DAY (November 4, 2015)

DOING TUESDAY THINGS ON A TUESDAY (November 3, 2015)

WAX LIPS (November 2, 2015)

NOVEMBER, A MONTH OF THANKSGIVING (November 1, 2015)

SCARY, SCARY HALLOWEEN (October 31, 2015)

JEWISH GROANING (October 30, 2015)

ACCORDING TO HOYLE (October 29, 2015)

AT SEA WITH VAUGHAN WILLIAMS (October 28, 2015)

THE FINLAND OF MY MIND (October 27, 2015)

THE DOCUMENTARY DAY (October 26, 2015)

SCARY MOVIE (October 25, 2015)

A NEW, FASTER MODEM AND A NEW, FASTER ME (October 24, 2015)

A CERTAIN PROFUNDITY IN THE DOING (October 23, 2015)

EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE ALL RIGHT (October 22, 2015)

NO MAN’S LAND (October 21, 2015)

SHOWMANSHIP (October 20, 2015)

KRITZERLAND AT STERLING’S 62 (October 19, 2015)

IN THE FACE OF ENTRAILS (October 18, 2015)

THE DOUBLE WHAMMY (October 17, 2015)

SOMETHING IS IN URANUS (October 16, 2015)

I’M VERY PICKY (October 15, 2015)

A TRIP TO TOMORROWLAND (October 14, 2015)

I CAUGHT THE DOUCHE (October 13, 2015)

BRIGHT-EYED AND BUSHY-TAILED (October 12, 2015)

A WEDDING (October 11, 2015)

THAT KIND OF DAY (October 10, 2015)

THAT TIME I (October 9, 2015)

AN ORAL HISTORY OF BATH SALTS (October 8, 2015)

I’M SPARTACUS (October 7, 2015)

A DAY TO MYSELF, ALMOST (October 6, 2015)

THE CLOSING PERFORMANCE (October 5, 2015)

THE PANCAKES ARE BACK IN TOWN (October 4, 2015)

THE ART OF THE TAKE (October 3, 2015)

THE MISSING KEY (October 2, 2015)

OCTOBER, OCTOBER (October 1, 2015)

THE HILLS ARE OCCASIONALLY ALIVE (September 30, 2015)

MASS HYSTERIA OR THE HERD MENTALITY (September 29, 2015)

SURPRISING SAMI STAITMAN (September 28, 2015)

EARL FINDS A TRANSVESTITE (September 27, 2015)

TAKING THE BULL BY THE HORNS (September 26, 2015)

BREAKING NEWS ON A FRIDAY (September 25, 2015)

DOING THE HOOCHIE COOCHIE DANCE IN A FEZ (September 24, 2015)

WAKING UP WITH A WEIRD TUMMY (September 23, 2015)

YOSEMITE BK (September 22, 2015)

NOTES WITH A SIDE OF HEADACHE (September 21, 2015)

THE “AHA” MOMENT REDUX (September 20, 2015)

ADVANCED CONFUSION (September 19, 2015)

CLIFFHANGER (September 18, 2015)

SESSION TWO (September 17, 2015)

SESSION ONE (September 16, 2015)

THE NICE, RELAXING DAY IN WHICH I ATE A BREAKFAST BURRITO IN A BIG BOOTH (September 15, 2015)

HAPPY NEW JEW YEAR! (September 14, 2015)

WELCOME TO THE OPENING NIGHT OF WELCOME TO MY WORLD (September 13, 2015)

THE FINAL PREVIEW (September 12, 2015)

THE PREVIEW OF THE PREVIEW (September 11, 2015)

THE INVITED FINAL DRESS REHEARSAL (September 10, 2015)

ON OUR MERRY WAY TO OPENING NIGHT (September 9, 2015)

A LITTLE LABOR ON LABOR DAY (September 8, 2015)

KRITZERLAND AT STERLING’S 61 (September 7, 2015)

IT’S ALIVE! (September 6, 2015)

LET THERE BE LIGHT (September 5, 2015)

BREAKING NEWS (September 4, 2015)

OUTAGE OR NO OUTAGE (September 3, 2015)

THE CRAZY WEEK CONTINUES (September 2, 2015)

THE SEPTEMBER OF MY YEARS (September 1, 2015)

TOGETHER AGAIN AGAIN (August 31, 2015)

I FEEL TWITCHY AND BITCHY AND MANIC (August 30, 2015)

DECISIONS, DECISIONS (August 29, 2015)

GOODBYE ANNETTE HOUSE (August 28, 2015)

THE SHEARING TOUCH (August 27, 2015)

THE KENTON TOUCH (August 26, 2015)

DESIGNER RUN (August 25, 2015)

THE WIZARD OF OSMOSIS (August 24, 2015)

PIZZA GUILT (August 23, 2015)

NOTES IN CINNAMONSCOPE AND COLOR (August 22, 2015)

EPSOM SALTS (August 21, 2015)

THE FIFTY-YEAR-OLD MYSTERY SOLVED (August 20, 2015)

ANOTHER REHEARSAL AND THE NEW YORK DATES (August 19, 2015)

FIRST REHEARSALS (August 18, 2015)

CHANGES (August 17, 2015)

EVERY DAY A LITTLE DEATH (August 16, 2015)

LINGER LONGER (August 15, 2015)

THE POINT OF NO RETURN (August 14, 2015)

YOU HAVE NOW ENTERED THE REALM OF THE TWILIGHT ZONE (August 13, 2015)

THE IRRITANTS (August 12, 2015)

WE NOW RETURN YOU TO THE REGULARLY SCHEDULED NOTES (August 11, 2015)

WAXY BUILDUP (August 10, 2015)

LITTLE AMOUNTS OF SOMETHING (August 9, 2015)

A SYSTEM CALLED RECIPROCITY (August 8, 2015)

THE HEFTY TOME (August 7, 2015)

THE FLOOD OF EMOTION (August 6, 2015)

BANG THE DRUM QUICKLY (August 5, 2015)

MOSTLY A DAY OFF (August 4, 2015)

KRITZERLAND AT STERLING’S 60 (August 3, 2015)

THE MEAT OF THE NOTES (August 2, 2015)

THE ARRIVAL OF AUGUST (August 1, 2015)

THE ELUSIVE BROADWAY WINDOW CARD IS MINE (July 31, 2015)

THE LOO ON THE ROOF (July 30, 2015)

THE RACCOONS OF STUDIO CITY (July 29, 2015)

WHAT IF I WROTE A NEW WHAT IF? (July 28, 2015)

THE HEADY AROMA OF THE MARY JANE CIGARETTES (July 27, 2015)

THE UNEVENTFUL EVENTS (July 26, 2015)

BREAKING NEWS (July 25, 2015)

THE “AHA” MOMENT (July 24, 2015)

THE INCREDIBLE E-MAIL OFFERS (July 23, 2015)

AN IDEA THAT TICKLED MY FANCY (July 22, 2015)

A THOUSAND CHICKENS READING A TALE OF TWO CITIES (July 21, 2015)

THE TIME MACHINE DREAM (July 20, 2015)

SCHEDULING MADNESS (July 19, 2015)

STRIDENT FISH (July 18, 2015)

VAMP UNTIL READY (July 17, 2015)

THE FITTED PIQUE (July 16, 2015)

THE CURIOUS CASE OF THE DISAPPEARING DESKTOP (July 15, 2015)

MORE RESTAURANT RUMINATIONS (July 14, 2015)

RESTAURANT ROW (July 13, 2015)

A LITTLE TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE (July 12, 2015)

GET YOUR KICKS ON ROUTE 66 (July 11, 2015)

THE SCREED (July 10, 2015)

THAT TINDER THING (July 9, 2015)

A VAGUE AND UNFOCUSED MEMORY CONFIRMED (July 8, 2015)

THE TIRED NOTES (July 7, 2015)

KRITZERLAND AT STERLING’S 59 (July 6, 2015)

DISSERTATION ON THE STATE OF THE BLUES (July 5, 2015)

A DAY OF INDEPENDENCE, A NIGHT OF FIREWORKS, AND OTHER TIDBITS (July 4, 2015)

THE COMEDY OF ERRORS (July 3, 2015)

SUPERNOTES (July 2, 2015)

HERE COMES JULY AND FIREWORKS AND JOY AND CELEBRATION OH MY (July 1, 2015)

THE BIG FINISH (June 30, 2015)

THE RACE TO THE FINISH LINE (June 29, 2015)

ABBREVIATIONS AND INITIALS (June 28, 2015)

THE RAINBOW CONNECTION (June 27, 2015)

THE CREATURE WASN’T NICE, BUT PATRICK MACNEE WAS (June 26, 2015)

ISN’T THAT A KICK IN THE PANTS? (June 25, 2015)

PC (June 24, 2015)

THE HERMAPHRODITE AND THE QUEEN OF SHEBA (June 23, 2015)

40% AND RISING (June 22, 2015)

TO ALL YOU FATHERS OUT THERE IN THE DARK (June 21, 2015)

THE ORDEAL (June 20, 2015)

TGIF STANDS FOR… (June 19, 2015)

CHICKEN CROQUETTES, CROQUET, AND A LIME RICKEY (June 18, 2015)

RAISING A NON-RUCKUS (June 17, 2015)

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE (June 16, 2015)

THE NOTES ARE BROUGHT TO YOU BY (June 15, 2015)

THE DAY IN WHICH I DID NOT DO MUCH (June 14, 2015)

JUST FOR THE HALIBUT (June 13, 2015)

MERCURY IS OUT OF RETROGRADE (June 12, 2015)

EGG ON AN EGGPLANT (June 11, 2015)

THE LITERARY NOTES (June 10, 2015)

KRITZERLAND AT STERLING’S 58 (June 9, 2015)

ANOTHER TONY AWARDS BASH (June 8, 2015)

THE HOUR OF THE TONY AWARDS (June 7, 2015)

INSIDE OUT – NOT THE MUSICAL (June 6, 2015)

THE OH SO SO-SO PASTRAMI (June 5, 2015)

THE LONG-FORGOTTEN HONEYMOONERS EPISODE STARRING ME (June 4, 2015)

THE PROVERBIAL BULL (June 3, 2015)

A TONI PERMANENT WITH HIDDEN BODY (June 2, 2015)

WELCOME TO SAMI STAITMAN AND WELCOME TO JUNE! (June 1, 2015)

WELCOME TO MY WORLD – THE JOURNEY CONTINUES (May 31, 2015)

WELCOME TO OUR FIRST RUN-THROUGH (May 30, 2015)

FACEBOOK AND THE ART OF STUPID (May 29, 2015)

A CHAW OF TOBACCO (May 28, 2015)

FOOD, GLORIOUS FOOD (May 27, 2015)

RETURN TO THE VALLEY OF THE NORMAL WORLD (May 26, 2015)

THE UPSIDE OF THE DOWNSIDE (May 25, 2015)

IT’S REALLY A DAMN NASTY STOMACH BUG IS WHAT IT REALLY IS (May 24, 2015)

CHANCING FOOD (May 23, 2015)

THE ONE-TWO PUNCH (May 22, 2015)

WHERE’S THE ARM IN THAT? (May 21, 2015)

MY SHOULDER DECIDES TO GIVE ME TROUBLE EVEN THOUGH I’VE ALWAYS BEEN NICE TO IT (May 20, 2015)

SOLVING AN OLD MYSTERY (May 19, 2015)

THE LAST OF MAD MEN (May 18, 2015)

THE SUCCESSFUL SIGNING AND OTHER STORIES (May 17, 2015)

BOOK SIGNING 15 (May 15, 2015)

KRITZERLAND A GOGO CAMPAIGN END OF WEEK TWO – 25% FUNDED OR CLIMB EV’RY MOUNTAIN (May 15, 2015)

THE FAMILY TREE (May 14, 2015)

MON HISTOIRE AVEC FRANCOIS TRUFFAUT (May 13, 2015)

BABYLON BABBLE ON (May 12, 2015)

THE SUNDAY REPORT ON MONDAY OR THE MONDAY REPORT ON SUNDAY (May 11, 2015)

A DAY FOR ALL YOU MOTHERS OUT THERE IN THE DARK (May 10, 2015)

TERRA FIRMA OR THE LACK THEREOF (May 9, 2015)

FIFTEEN SECONDS OF RAIN (May 8, 2015)

KRITZERLAND A GOGO CAMPAIGN END OF WEEK ONE – 23% FUNDED (May 7, 2015)

TWIRLING A BATON (May 6, 2015)

CINCO DE MAYONNAISE AND THE FIRST NUDIE MUSICAL TURNS 40 (May 5, 2015)

KRITZERLAND AT STERLING’S 57 (May 4, 2015)

WHAT I LEARNED ABOUT LOS ANGELES BY WATCHING A VERY BAD MOTION PICTURE (May 3, 2015)

OFF TO A GOOD START (May 2, 2015)

MONUMENTAL MIRACLE MAY (May 1, 2015)

KRITZERLAND TURNS TEN (April 30, 2015)

MINSK IN PINSK (April 29, 2015)

THE PRIVATE READING (April 28, 2015)

THE FIRST STEP ON THE JOURNEY (April 27, 2015)

THE DAY AND NIGHT CONUNDRUM (April 26, 2015)

CLAPPING IN RHYTHM (April 25, 2015)

ZOILA AUGUSTA EMPERATIZ CHAVARRI DEL CASTILLO (April 24, 2015)

CUTTING AND PASTING (April 23, 2015)

MY BREAKFAST WITH PETULA (April 22, 2015)

AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER (April 21, 2015)

THE DAY AND THE EVENING OF THE SHOW (April 20, 2015)

THE DRIPPIEST NOSE IN TOWN (April 19, 2015)

SO IT IS WRITTEN (April 18, 2015)

A STATEMENT OF FACT (April 17, 2015)

WONDER OF WONDER, MIRACLES OF MIRACLES (April 16, 2015)

FINISHING THE ONE-GIRL MUSICAL (April 15, 2015)

DRAMA WITH A CAPITAL D (April 14, 2015)

ELEVEN HOURS (April 13, 2015)

FROGGER (April 12, 2015)

A SLIGHT HURRY WITH AN EDGE (April 11, 2015)

THE UN NOTES (April 10, 2015)

THE TWIST (April 9, 2015)

THE EPHEMERAL TIME (April 8, 2015)

DAMN NOTES (April 7, 2015)

KRITZERLAND AT STERLING’S 56 (April 6, 2015)

EARLY EASTER AND THE CONUNDRUM OF CLOTHING (April 5, 2015)

THE TIME SPACE CONTINUUM OF HHW (April 4, 2015)

WHY IS EASTER EARLY THIS YEAR AND OTHER CONUNDRUMS (April 3, 2015)

STILL FOOLISH AFTER ALL THESE YEARS (April 2, 2015)

THE FOOLISH APRIL ME (April 1, 2015)

TO THE BOUDOIR (March 31, 2015)

LET SLEEPING DOGS LIE TO TELL THE TRUTH (March 30, 2015)

HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL (March 29, 2015)

AND THE WINNER IS… GUESS WHO? (March 28, 2015)

BEEP BEEP (March 27, 2015)

ORDERING THE BOOK (March 26, 2015)

COVER UP (March 25, 2015)

HAMMERS AND KNUCKLES (March 24, 2015)

NOTHING SHORT OF HEAVEN (March 23, 2015)

SAYING GOODBYE TO INSIDE OUT (March 22, 2015)

THE MAC AND THE BLURB (March 21, 2015)

THE POGO STICK (March 20, 2015)

TWO DONUTS (March 19, 2015)

A DAY IN WHICH THINGS HAPPENED (March 18, 2015)

BRUISED FRUIT (March 17, 2015)

THE TWO-SHOW DAY (March 16, 2015)

THE UNDERSTUDIES (March 15, 2015)

QUINCE (March 14, 2015)

IN THE KNOW (March 13, 2015)

WAXING AND WANING (March 12, 2015)

THE BABY DOLL NIGHTIE (March 11, 2015)

LOGY WAS THE DAY (March 10, 2015)

KRITZERLAND AT STERLING’S 55 (March 9, 2015)

SPRING HAS SPRUNG FORWARD (March 8, 2015)

THE NICER DAY (March 7, 2015)

DNS IS THE NEW PITA (PAIN IN THE ASS) (March 6, 2015)

RUMINATING (March 5, 2015)

WHEN THINGS GO SWIMMINGLY (March 4, 2015)

WHISTLING DIXIE WHILE DOING A TRIPLE LUTZ (March 3, 2015)

THE NIGHT THAT GOT AWAY (March 2, 2015)

THE FIRST OF MARCH (March 1, 2015)

THE MARCH FROM FEBRUARY (February 28, 2015)

BIT BY BIT, PUTTING IT TOGETHER (February 27, 2015)

HOW TIRED WAS I? (February 26, 2015)

ONE NEVER KNOWS, DO ONE (February 25, 2015)

THE TRUTH ABOUT FEBRUARY (February 24, 2015)

THE OSCAR BASH AND FRIED SQUIRREL (February 23, 2015)

THE SPECTACULARLY GOOD SHOW (February 22, 2015)

THE MIRROR AND THE PHOTOGRAPH: A CONUNDRUM (February 21, 2015)

THE NOSTALGIA BITS (February 20, 2015)

ONE FROM COLUMN A (February 19, 2015)

WE’RE BAAAAAACK! (February 18, 2015)

THE FIREWALLS WITHIN (February 17, 2015)

FLYING ON A WING AND A PRAYER (February 16, 2015)

OPENING NIGHT – INSIDE OUT (February 15, 2015)

THE FINAL PREVIEW (February 14, 2015)

THE FIRST PREVIEW (February 13, 2015)

FINAL DRESS AND ENOUGH WITH THE MERCURY IN RETROGRADE MALARKEY (February 12, 2015)

OUTSIDE IN (February 11, 2015)

THE RETURN OF THE ROBBY AWARDS (February 10, 2015)

THE FLYING SPOONS (February 9, 2015)

THE LONG, LONG DAY OF TECH (February 8, 2015)

INTO TECH WE GO (February 7, 2015)

YELLOW RUBBER GALOSHES (February 6, 2015)

KARMA (February 5, 2015)

THE MISPLACED SEXUALITY (February 4, 2015)

KRITZERLAND AT STERLING’S 54 (February 3, 2015)

THAT KERN FELLOW (February 2, 2015)

PRINCE (February 1, 2015)

FINDING INSIDE OUT (January 31, 2015)

FINISHING THE BLOCKING (January 30, 2015)

THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO BK (January 29, 2015)

ITSY BITSY TEENIE WEENIE YELLOW POLKA DOT BIKINI (January 28, 2015)

MOVING RIGHT ALONG (January 27, 2015)

JUDGMENT DAY AT THE FEDERAL (January 26, 2015)

THE WINDS OF JANUARY (January 25, 2015)

GUMBOOTS IN THE UKRAINE (January 24, 2015)

THE SEVEN-MINUTE NOTES THAT TOOK FOURTEEN MINUTES (January 23, 2015)

BUT FIRST, A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR (January 22, 2015)

THE MUSE MARGARET SEAL OF APPROVAL (January 21, 2015)

FINISHING THE BOOK 15 – THE RETURN OF ADRIANA HOFSTETTER (January 20, 2015)

NOTES WITHOUT DETOURS (January 19, 2015)

WRITING UP A STORM (January 18, 2015)

RUN-ON (January 17, 2015)

THE GOOD CALL (January 16, 2015)

THE FRUITFUL DAY WITHOUT FRUIT (January 15, 2015)

THE CROWDED PLATE (January 14, 2015)

KRITZERLAND AT STERLING’S 53 (January 13, 2015)

THE HOME STRETCH REDUX (January 12, 2015)

ATLAS AND I SHRUGGED (January 11, 2015)

THE NEVER-ENDING DAY (January 10, 2015)

SHE’S BACK (January 9, 2015)

MERRILY WE WRITE ALONG (January 8, 2015)

TUMMY TROUBLE TUESDAY (January 7, 2015)

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE PIPE? (January 6, 2015)

BACK TO WORK WITH A VENGEANCE (January 5, 2015)

ON ANY NUMBER OF LEVELS (January 4, 2015)

THE LONG OVERDUE RETURN OF THE ROBBY AWARDS (January 3, 2015)

A NOVEL BEGINNING TO THE NEW YEAR (January 2, 2015)

WELCOME 2015! (January 1, 2015)

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